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Crazy Frog Crazy Frog Presents Crazy Hits Warner
There once was a frog that was crazy (Though actual details are hazy) His song was real shit But somehow a hit Is the industry just getting lazy?
Are people really this daft? Unable to tell crap from craft They'll buy anything That they think's fun to sing While they're actually given the shaft
Or is this a new shock and awe? Of the likes that we've not seen before Pound us into submission To the point we were wishin' Some releases were breaking the law
Make sure that you're heavily armed And remain both alert and alarmed This is a fight For what's fair and right And the Frog is the only one harmed
We'll happily spend many a day Torturing this fucker - come play! With a crowbar and saw Electrodes and more Like an amphibious Guantanamo Bay
So hey, Mr Record Exec How 'bout you listen up for a sec? If this is the trash That makes all your cash May your worthless soul be damned to heck
Wade Howland

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